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Boppin' Along

Forum for earth sensitives, world events, disasters, dreams, prophecies, visions, predictions.. everything and anything welcome here!


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    LaLuna
    LaLuna


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    Post  LaLuna Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:09 am

    Points to ponder. scratch

    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? confused

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? confused

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? confused

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? confused

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box? confused

    What disease did cured ham actually have? confused

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? confused

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? confused

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? confused

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? confused

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? confused

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They're going to see you naked anyway. Embarassed

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? confused

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? confused

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? confused

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? confused

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? scratch

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs! confused

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? confused

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? confused

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? confused

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? confused

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above? lol!

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? confused

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Very Happy
    Nightmoves
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    Post  Nightmoves Thu 25 Feb 2010, 7:56 am

    That was GREAT LaLuna - I laughed my asteroid off. Laughing

    lol! lol! lol! They don't have a thumbs up so .... cheers
    melinda
    melinda


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    Post  melinda Wed 03 Mar 2010, 4:08 am

    ~la LUNA~...

    after reading these...i can't tell if my 'roids are hemi' or astro'

    thanks! for the giggles Surprised)

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