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    Redneck in the Marines

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    Vladimir

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    Join date : 2010-02-18
    Location : South Lake Tahoe

    Redneck in the Marines

    Post  Vladimir on Sun 28 Feb 2010, 3:48 am

    REDNECK FARM KID in the Marine CorPs
    > Dear Ma and Pa,
    >
    >
    > I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer
    > the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them
    > to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
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    >
    > I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till
    > nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and
    > Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some
    > things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split,
    > fire to lay. Practically nothing.
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    > Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.
    > Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon,
    > etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant,
    > pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit
    > by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours,
    > holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city
    > boys can't walk much.
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    >
    > We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are
    > long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him
    > different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
    > Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
    >
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    > The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The
    > Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around
    > and frown. They don't bother you none.
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    >
    > This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep
    > getting medals for shooting. I don't know why.. The bulls-eye is near
    > as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you
    > like the Martin boys at home. Al l you got to do is lie there all
    > comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges They
    > come in boxes.
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    > Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You
    > get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though,
    > they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at
    > home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan
    > from over in Silver Lake .. I only beat him once... He joined up the
    > same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near
    > 300 pounds dry.
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    > Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other
    > fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.
    >
    >
    > Your loving daughter,
    >
    > Alice
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    Barbara

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    Join date : 2010-02-19
    Location : England

    Re: Redneck in the Marines

    Post  Barbara on Sun 28 Feb 2010, 4:46 pm

    Hahaha! Very Happy
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    melinda

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    Age : 57
    Location : north carolina

    Re: Redneck in the Marines

    Post  melinda on Mon 01 Mar 2010, 4:41 am

    ~vladmir~

    i sent this to my brother the marine...

    he is gonna love this.

    i guarantee~

    i ought to send it to my father in law also...

    he is a marine too Surprised)

    i reckon i shall Surprised)

    thanks!

    we love this...for yeah...we are kinda sorta like that as folk.

    kinda sorta~

    melinda the woman who causes menfolk to join the marines

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